Whenever I tell someone I’m an escort, this question always seems to come up first. “Don’t you worry about STDs? Are you clean?” I like to ask them, first, “When was the last time you got tested for STIs?” 9 times out of goddamn 10, their answer is not recently by any means, if they even have one. The last guy I was dating who I told and who asked told me he’d never, ever been tested for STDs. He tried to fuck me bareback, and you know I’m not the first, who knows where he’s been sticking his dick in 29 years. 29 years!
It’s funny how you can fuck a hundred randomers in a bar, some of them bare, and never once ask “are you clean?” as if you’re the first person they ever fucked, but, the first thing you ask a low-volume hooker is about the state of my sexual health. Fuck is up with that?
Of course I’m worried about STIs. Are you? Do you use protection every single time there could be fluids exchanged, do you get tested every three weeks, do you make sure to pee and clean yourself immediately after every encounter? Do you examine all your partners for any weird bumps or symptoms before letting them near you? No?
YOU probably have something.